The Ultimate Get-Rich-Quick Scheme

Hello! Ignore the title for now. We have the new item! ISN'T THAT WAY MORE INTERESTING?!

I'm just kidding. We'll skim over it at the bottom. We have to get to the important stuff.

So. PLEASE COMMENT IF I'M CRAZY, but I think this will work.

First of all.

I am starting off with the worth of two den betas. I have 40 Rare Item Mondays.

Now. We shall enter Jamaa.

AND ADVERTISE THESE RIMS... For an item that you can currently get for FREE!!!

Now you might say... WHAT?! A cake?

THE ONE YOU CAN GET FOR FREE RIGHT NOW WITH A CODE?!

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! Now hold on... Wait a minute... These cakes... Before we go through how we're using these cakes... We are going to explain WHY we want these cakes.

First of all. Let's look at the rarities of past cakes.

Okay. So because these 7th birthday cakes are kind of... There are seven of them, they're not as rare individually. The sixth birthday cake is also worth more than 2 rims. But let's think. The 8th birthday cake isn't on here.

Now. The 7th birthday cakes, which are pretty cheap, are worth several RIMs. Which means a few. But hey, that's pretty good. NOW. Let's imagine that we have ALL SEVEN CAKES! Some math, and...

Okay, let's say they're worth three RIMs each. Three times seven is 21. 21 rares is enough to get a den beta.

So let's say that the 7th birthday cake is worth a den beta. And I don't think that's unreasonable, they're cool and they're a set.

AND IF YOU WERE SMART YOU STOCKED UP BECAUSE THESE CAKES ARE SO DANG CHEAP. I wish I had gotten a whole spare account full of them. But yeah.

 It's been a year. They're worth a den beta.

So let's think about the 8th birthday cake!

While it's a great thing to eat and play hide and seek with, these... These are keepers. The 8th birthday cake, what's special about it is IT'S NEVER COMING BACK. Rare spike collars, they keep entering Jamaa with adventures and despite them not getting cheaper (for some reason), they are not getting any rarer.

What about cakes? CAKES. This is the 8th birthday cake for AJ! THIS IS AN ITEM THAT SAYS, HEY! I played AJ in 2018! This is a cool item. This is an item that's GONE WHEN IT'S GONE. It's not coming back. And as Jammers quit, the cake will keep getting rarer and rarer. I mean, look up at the First Birthday Cake, it just keeps going up and up. And same for all the other cakes.

So let's say the 8th birthday cake code is done. The promotion is over and you can no longer use that code.

That means the amount of cakes in-game is SET. NO MORE WILL EVER ENTER JAMAA. This is a special item. This will constantly get rarer.

Now let's say they've been gone a week. The 8th birthday cake has been gone a week.

Some Jammer logs on.

But when someone is trading it to them, no, this item is not cheap. This item is GONE. You can't get it anymore nor will you be able to get it again. Even though it just left Jamaa, this item is worth a bit. It's at least worth a rare, right? Maybe more...

Let's say two months go by. Now this item is not as common. Do you think it would be worth anything more?

LET'S SAY IT'S NOW CHRISTMAS. It's been three months. This item is worth a few RIMs. For sure. I would think.

So let's say you make 20 spare accounts and get cakes on all of them. You have 20 cakes. Now:

20 cakes.

Worth... Let's say two RIMs each. Minimum.

That's 40 rims.

Two den betas.

You now have two den betas for making 20 accounts. Is that worth it? Not sure...

Let's say you still have 20 cakes somehow.

But it's been a YEAR.

Would the cake be worth a den beta yet? EH.

You'd think so... But surely, surely it'd be worth something. At least six RIMs. Don't you think RIMs, something you can get every Monday and in the daily spin, would be sufficient?

But let's go back to where the cakes have only been gone for a few months.

They are worth a few RIMs.

Now... So here's my plan.

ONE RARE ITEM MONDAY FOR ONE CAKE!!!

This is very good. For a code, the trader gets a free RIM, and for me, I get a cake. AND WANT PROOF IT'S SO GOOD?! PEOPLE LOVE IT!!!

I am getting so many trades, I can have my whole trade list gone in fifteen minutes. It's so epic. And. Now. Let's say I get twenty cakes.
Then I wait a few months.
I've traded one RIM for each. Now, let's trade away the cakes for two RIMs each.

I have now gained 20 rims. Hmmmm... How's that? That's twenty RIMs. That's pretty good... Hey. I'll take it.

So Imma trade a bunch of RIMs for cakes.

And that's how I shall do it.

Okay, so here's the new item.

I love you how can turn it on, and there's an animated pixel bouncing around the screen.

Have a fast or slow day and jam on!

 

P. S. This is leaving! FOREVER! JK. But for a bit.