Friday, November 30

Jamaaliday Update!

WELL NOW. There was an update yesterday. So GOOD MORNING! We're going to analyze it! Happy Friday!
I guess we'll analyze the homepage soon.
UM. Here's what's in the membership bundle.
 You can click images to enlargen. But yeah. Pretty classic. The new den items are cute.
 And there are some new items from yesterday...
 And today...
So. UM. I guess we can go over the update now.
 So yeah... Jamaaliday Deer are here. And over there. THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. They're actually for gems, and not diamonds, so it seems that lots of members are one.
 
Wow, this deer looks cool...
In other news!
 And... Yeah. The Jamaaliday den is back. Cool den. Classic Jamaa Journal entry...
 OH. I forgot about this.
 Awesome! As a nlogger, blogging is going to be fun when posting this stuff! :D
 OH. And there's also bears. They are for all Jammers, so, awesome! But it says they are limited, I wonder if they're gone forever?! Probably not.
 Aw, one of the snouts makes the bears look unhappy. Aww...
 I looked around... I have no idea where the reindeers are. Maybe they're in the Jamaaliday Jam. OH. MAYBE MOUNT SHIVEER.
 HM. Idk, but Mt. Shiveer is decked out for the Jamaalidays!
 OKAY. Does anyone feel like AJ just put holiday items in Mt. Shiveer? These items look out of place. Lol.
Still can't find the reindeer. But yeah, there is the Jamaaliday Jam.
 Jamaaliday Rescue... Awesome. Fun adventure, good prizes... Laggy...
 Found in the party menu! As you might've seen a few photos ago.
OH! We also have the gift bag thingie!
 OMG IT'S ONLY NONMEMBER.
 
 AJ HEARD ME ASKING FOR THINGS TO SPEND MY DIAMONDS ON.
 I don't know if any of it's new, though.
HEY YOU CAN EAT THE GINGERBREAD CAKE... AWESOME.
WOAH. 
THAT ARMOR LOOKS SO GOOD. I almost want to get a one month membership.
ALMOST.
AGHHHH. It would be cool... Then I would get lots of diamonds... WAIT, is the armor RARE?! It says rare... But in the shop it isn't rare.

OH. There's also Gingerbread Armor. 
 Cool... Weird how this actually came out in the summer...
AND ALPHA HEADQUARTERS ACTUALLY HAS PEOPLE...
 AND... NO WAY. NO WAYYYYYYYY.
 AJ ACTUALLY REMADE EACH ARMOR PIECE FOR THE JAMAALIDAYS. That's 25 new items, right there! WOW. All member though. BUT THEY LOOK AWESOME! It'd be cool to collect them all...
Oh, the Jamaaliday Deer outfits... Wow...
 And the Jamaaliday Jam music is finally in Jamaa Township.
Lastly, we have the Snowy Hanging Lantern in the den.
 It's by the cookie trail...
 OMG THE COOKIES ARE SO COOL I WANT TO EAT THEM RIGHT OFF THE PATH.
So.
I think it was a better update than usual. What do you think?
Have a Jamaaliday Deer day and jam on!

P. S. Last day to enter the contest!
More info in this post.

Three people with 8 entries so far! And they're all fantastic!
P. P. S. These are leaving!

Thursday, November 29

Detective Q Catches A Scammer! :D

Hello to all... Hey, Amhdolphin. Yeah, enter the contest as much as you like. :3 Also, I pronounce my username by spelling it out, CUE - ONE - ZEE - EX. Lol. I made it up when I was like, five.

OMG THERE WAS AN UPDATE... Lol.

I'm considering quitting again... Awww... Lol.
Anyway... SPECIAL POST. LONG POST.
It's story time! I wasn't going to post this but I caught a scammer in a pretty funny manner.
So... I saw this.
 First of all, you can tell right off the bat it's a scam.
1. Not rare at all
2. Doesn't say no trust
3. Lower caps... Smallest message ever...
 Oh, I guess they have stuff. Well, let's check it out. Probably not going to post about it unless something interesting happens though.
But since this is on a post, something interesting does happen!
 So... Some person asked if this was a scam. Here's a message to that person.
 If you ask a scammer if something is a scam, THAT'S... That's not going to get you new information. Lol. Anyway...
 HM. Prediction. They take our donations and leave. Easy.
Okay, so at this point I stopped screenshotting. The wolf delayed it like for TEN MINUTES. They accepted random rares and stuff for more spots on the wheel.

Then a monkey apparently traded the wolf a blue short rare spike collar for more names on the wheel.

THAT IS A SCAM. RIGHT THERE. I BET 20 DOLLARS THEY ARE THE SAME ACCOUNT.
NO IDIOT IS DUMB ENOUGH TO JUST GIVE UP THEIR BLUE SHORT LIKE THAT. And also, the monkey's account was clearly made today or yesterday based on the achievements...
THE MONKEY IS GOING TO WIN. EASY.

 So... Then the monkey won.
 Can I just say, even though it was obvious, it feels really good to make predictions?
 And I decided to call them out on it.
 I'm not going to show you guys all of them, I took like 100 screenshots, but basically I kept calling them scammers, and this person, manning 2 accounts, kept trying to convince me they were two different people.
 And they were pretending to laugh about it.
And then... They started to pass it off as... Like, I was salty because I didn't win.
 Let me say something. If I didn't see the scam, and I genuinely wanted to win, and if I gave a rare to the wolf, I would've been kind of mad that I didn't win.
But when you see a scam ahead of time, guess how much you think you'll win?
ZERO. YOU REALIZE YOU'LL NEVER WIN BECAUSE IT'S A SCAM.
So there was nothing to be salty about.

Now there was a problem. I didn't report them, yet.
Yes, the monkey apparently gave the wolf a spike collar, yes the monkey won the giveaway, but I didn't... I didn't feel like reporting them until I had solid evidence.

So that's what I tried to get!
 Let's see, they both used caps... EHHHH...
And then... THE DUMBEST THING HAPPENED. 
 They both claimed to realize that they both knew the same song from something.
 NO. THAT DID NOT JUST HAPPEN.
I played around for about 10 more minutes...
AND THEN... OMG...
 The wolf said they were getting frustrated...

GOOD. I HOPE YOU DO. You are actually getting away with scamming, and this is the only punishment you'll ever see.

TO EVERYONE READING - Here's what the scammer should've done:
LOCKED ME OUT.
If someone is frustrating you online, just lock them out!

But the fact that the scammer desperately wanted to prove to me that they were not a scammer... It just shows they don't want to be condemned.

ANYWAY, more random talk, they started lying...
 And then they proved that they were the same account. I didn't really screenshot it well because I didn't know what was going on.
 They both went on me at the SAME TIME. Without any coordination at all, or planning.
 THEY BOTH RANDOMLY TRIED TO SQUASH ME. LOLLLLLL...
So that's basically enough confirmation to know they're 99.9999999% the same person.
 I didn't report them though... Idk... I just felt kind of... Like... It's not 100% that they're the same person, it's like 99.99999%. Ahhh...
 But this person was REALLY trying to fool me...
And... Eventually the monkey left. And I decided I needed to actually go do my homework.
 They got really mad... I'm sorry, but YOU SCAMMED. I DON'T FEEL BAD FOR YOU.
AND THEN...

THE MOST HILARIOUS THING IN THE WORLD HAPPENED.

So... I get off AJ, and then decide literally a minute later to check things out from a different account.
 Unfortunately, my username was q2zx, which isn't very discrete.

 But I went to the monkey's den... 
 AND I SAW IT. THEY WERE TOTALLY SCAMMING. THE PERSON WAS TRADING THE RARES BACK TO THE MAIN ACCOUNT!!!
 I CANNOT TELL YOU. HOW AMAZING IT FEELS. TO CALL SOMEONE OUT.
LOLLLLLLLL AHAHAHHAHA GOTCHA!!! PUNKSSS!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAAA!!!
 OMG!!! THAT. AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA. I do not normally feel so good after catching a scammer, but that just shows that the scammer got ANNOYED.

I WAS 99.99999% sure, and I WAS WAITING FOR THAT 100%. I was WAITING. AND THERE IS WAS. GOTCHAAAAAAAAA!!!

 I called it. I said this person was a scammer and he or she was.
AND GUESS WHAT?! They were trying to scam, again, like a minute later!! I went into their den...
 AND I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP. The monkey came on, saw me in their den... And...
BOO YAHHHH...
Anyway... I reported the accounts. Not that they're going to be caught ever.

The problem with the scam that these guys are doing is that they don't even look like they're scamming. When they did the giveaway, no one else called them out.


BUT. THAT FELT. SO GOOD.
After the person insulted me, told me I was angry, lied, scammed, tried to fool me over and over again, I CAUGHT THEM!!! :D :D :D
And the fact that their den was locked... That shows how ANNOYED I got them. AND I FEEL SO GOOD.
I genuinely hope that person stops scamming sometime. :P

But yeah. So... Note...
I'm considering stopping the blog, in all honesty.
The feeling keeps coming back... Idk.
Well. We're not quitting today, that's for sure. This little adventure was fun, I guess.

Have a scam-free day and jam on!


P. S. Here are the new items and clearance item. I'll post about the update and the other new items tomorrow.