CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE

OMG it's Tuesday... Schools starts... DUN DUN DUN. Sighhhh... I guess I can reveal that I do go to school currently. Well, let's look at the new item... I guess... Ughhh... School... Friends... Who needs friends when you have AJ?

Woah. This item looks super cool! Lots of pixels! It looks kind of intricate, very nice!

Well.

It's time for a mission.

We are going to get the FIRST AJ BDAY CAKE!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHHA! And then once we have it we'll be cool. I WANT IT SO BAD LET'S DO THIS!!!

Okay. Let's go see if anyone has one.

Also, I will be attempting to trade with my only rare item, and my rarest item, glossy pink cupids! I am going to ask them to come to my den.

*fifteen minutes pass*

Yawnn... Is it really that uncommon?

Can I just point out that this cake is so uncommon? I feel like it should be rarer than a black long. But let's make it worth a black long AFTER I get it, lol.

OOOOHHHH THIS PERSON WENT TO MY DEN!!!

OH BABY WE'RE EATING GOOD TONIGHT GIMME DAT CAKE!!!

*gets declined*

WAIT.
*they leave*

Darn it. Let's try some more.

OOHHH! THIS PERSON HAS IT!

Wait what?

So basically, I said what they were worth and this person is giving me a shoutout for not lying about the worth of a cake.

Wow. A shoutout. WOW! superbunny5097 gave me a shoutout! I'm famous! AGAIN! AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! Okay. Sighhhhh...

Moving on. I want the 1st birthday cake...

Oh, this person says they have it...

Okay, you should check before telling me you have the cake...

THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT CAKE I WANT THE CAKE WITH THE 1 NOT THE 5...

Moving on...

Okay, so let's try a new thing, where we say the trade itself out-loud.

 Nuuuu... I want the RIGHT cake...

 HM? OH WHAT? WHAT?!? HEYYYYY!!! PLEASE DON'T BE A TROLL!!! PLEASE!!!

*clicks*

 EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

YES HOLYYYY OMG I WANT TO SCREAM AHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

The guy told me that he had three cakes so he might as well give me one.

I have no other rares now lol I'm so poor but at least I have cake.

Literally, all cakes are worth so much though...

Even the eighth birthday cake, right when the code expires it will be worth a few rims.

SAYYYY...

WHY THE HECK AM I NOT TRYING TO GET MORE OF THESE?

 Wow, two people showed up in like two seconds.

 Traded a rare clover balloon to each of them, and done!

So.

YO. I have three now.

And I know I could just make new accounts but eh.

Hey...

I am going to try and get as many birthday cakes as I can, I think they're a good investment...

Have a delicious day and jam on!

 

 P. S. OH WAIT THIS IS LEAVING!!!