Saturday, October 13

Spooky Snow Leopards for 10 Diamonds...

UM. So there was an update yesterday. I wonder what AJ has in store, seeing as they already gave us all the halloween update stuff already...
Let's quickly go over the new items.
GOOD MORNING, by the way!
 Some of them have colors but I didn't make a slideshow because I got lazy. Those are all from yesterday, here's today...
Wow, the Bubbling Cauldron has like ten plus variants.
Anyway. Here's the new item from today.
Hahaha... Jack-O'-Lantern Lantern. Hehehhe...
Ok.
Um.
Here's this stuff.
Spooky Snow Leopards. Nice rhyming, AJ. Okay, so Spooky Snow Leopards are out.
 EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Here's the thing. Whatever you start an update off with, it's the front. The cover page. It's supposed to motivate you. Make the update look epic and interesting.
 The cover page is... Supposed to be the big part of the update.
And yes, cool, this is a new animal. It's a cool part. I don't think it's the least important thing. But whe you start off the cover with this...
When eagles came out, that was big. When it was confirmed that eagles were coming to Jamaa, it was so hype and it made sense to put it on the front. It's a big event!
But AJ.
Spooky Snow Leopards are not a big event.
I'm sorry. Lol.
 I mean, there's a leopard.
But like. The fact that AJ is starting the update off with this...
Okay. It is a little interesting that this animal is coming out. But AJ didn't just throw this at us. It was confirmed last update. Spooky Snow Leopards have already been out all October, too.
And so I already feel meh about this update.
Yes, yes, this is a big deal. This is amazing. THIS DEN LOOKS AWESOME. YASSSS.
 WOW. A BIG SIZE, super cool and scary, what's wrong?
 Unfortunately. There is something I dislike.
 AJ. This den came out ages ago.
You have the second slide about a recurring den that comes back anyway.
Lol. SURE. If you're new and you're member, you probably think this is awesome, but it's not appealing to us old peeps...
SAYYYYY... But there really aren't as many old people on AJ anymore, does AJ already know this?
I don't know.
NEXT. Lol.
 Wow. That's pretty Wicked!
UM.
I'm sure AJ's going to get letters from some parents about that armor, lol.
I CAN JUST SEE SOME PARENTS LOOKING AT THEIR KID'S SCREEN:
Parent: "What is your animal wearing?"
Kid: "Oh, I'm just doing a Satan roleplay."
Lol.
So yeah. Now we have two halloween parties!
Spooky Party, cool. The armor is pretty interesting... HUH.
 WHAT. They really don't have a good reason to celebrate penguins in this...
HEY. This is cool, though. I wish they waited until the update to release it, but I like this.
So I guess since it's not halloween related there's no rhyming?
 Pet Bats... In the Spooky Party... That's kind of doubling down on the Spooky Party...
And the Bat Facts? "All around the site?" Site?
Huh.
Well. I suppose that means they're around Jamaa... But... What? AJ?
THAT DOESN'T RHYME, AJJJJ... COME ONNNN... Lol.
 ADVERTISEMENT. The third page to last! Great.
 This is the most FILLER JAMAA JOURNAL PAGE I've ever seen. LOL.
EVEN THE ADVERTISEMENT HAD SOMETHING INFORMATIVE.
Lol.
 And then there's boxes. Great. The end.
 And there are new jags. You can click these to see them better.
The update overall. Yes. There are some new things.
But the Conversation Museum isn't bailing AJ out on this one.
Because we already knew about Spooky Snow Leopards and the Penguins code... There's nothing that new besides Wicked Armor.
Wicked Armor was probably the highlight. I do think it looks cool.
And the Spooky Snow Leopards, while being meh, they're new and cool.
Even if you didn't know about the Penguins code... EH.
AJ did make a very nice Jamaa Journal though.
But like...
 LOOK AT THIS.
 TELL ME WHAT YOU GET FROM THIS.
It's hilarious. LOOK HOW THERE'S NOTHING THAT GIVES YOU ANY NEW INFO. It's just filler for the Jamaa Journal.
But AJ, I do still love ya, AJ's still AJ. Nice job on all of these new items. IDK how many are new.
I APPRECIATE THE UPDATE. It does give me something to post about. And great job rhyming, we love the rhymes.
Have a phantastic day and jam on!

P. S. The Sandbox is... Ummm... Leaving the station!

8 comments:

  1. "Let's see what AJ has in STORE" AHAHHAHA I just noticed that.

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    1. Well, that wasn't the exact quote from the top but you get the point.

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  2. Yeah, I wonder if we will get a phantom journal next week...

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    1. Spooky... Not quite sure what ya mean though lol.

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    2. Every late-october update since around 2014, the phantoms "take over" the Jamaa Journal and just write slimy messages all over the normal news lol

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    3. WHAT... REALLY?! THAT SOUNDS AMAZING LOL.

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  3. Ahah, I like that.
    "What are you dressing up as?" "Satan."

    I play a game where Satan is drawn as this cute and young girl (AND TOTALY SFW) and also the Santa of Hell. Totally unconcerning!

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