Thursday, October 25

How To Make RIMs Just Like AJHQ

HEY THERE JAMMERS!!!
Have you ever wanted to BECOME AJ?
Today, we'll be going through how AJ makes RIMS!

This is REALLY complicated, so I'll try to be thorough.
Try to read everything because every detail is important. And if you're under the age of 200 you might have trouble understanding this, it's THAT complicated.
Anyway, let's get into this.

So imagine you're AJHQ. You need to create an RIM.
So first step is to pick a random item that doesn't have an RIM already.
So today, I'll be picking Smiley Glasses. Just pick any item.
 Step two is to look at the colors. You need to make sure that your RIM isn't like any of these.
So first thing you need to do after you've found your RIM item is change the name!
See? Now it's "Rare Smiley Glasses". Now Jammers will think you've made a completely new, different, and original rare!
Next, and this is the most important part... Recoloring! This is where you COMPLETELY hide that fact that you put no effort into this whatsoever!
 Of course, make sure that you change every part of the item so it looks like it's actually a new item even though it's just a recolored item.
 There we go.
And we're done! THAT'S LITERALLY IT!
WAIT!

I forgot about the Rare Tag! Lemme just slap that on!
 Okay, okay, NOW we're done.
That's literally it! All you need is five minutes to get to AJ's level of RIM quality.
But something seems off.
You can obviously tell this is fake.

The colors are right, it looks real, and the rare tag is placed right, and the name looks 100% legit...
I see it now.
The PRICE.

No way AJ would make an RIM that cheap in 2018!
Let me fix that.
There we go! A much more appropriate price.
Look at that! That's how AJ makes RIMs. Look at that, that looks EXACTLY like a real item, you could actually believe that's the new RIM!

Congratulations! You are one step closer to becoming AJ!
With just five minutes you can make a genuine AJ RIM!

Have a smiley-glasses day and jam on!
P. S. Here's the daily and clearance item.


2 comments:

  1. Awesone! This reminds me of the rim redos I do on my blog

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    1. Thanks! I'm glad you saw this, I thought this post was a bit funny... I wanted more people to see this though lol.

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