Spiderweb Clock and Werewolf Mask!

Hey guys, it's Halloween.

And I can't really do it for I am a teen.

It's annoying when you go up to a door

And the kid who hands you candy is practically four.

And the kid looks at you like, what the what?

WHY ARE YOU OUT HERE WHEN YOU'RE ALL GROWN UP?!

There are some disadvantages to being short, yes

But at least you can trick or treat without stress.

UMMMMM...

I saw this comment yesterday.

It says something I can work with, so yay!

 A Tavie portrait appears to be creepy, hm.

What the heck rhymes with hm?

LOL her face is all cute and weird.

But she has so much makeup it looks all smeared.

So today is Halloween, and we get to see

What AJ has in store... Whoopee!

(I'M SORRY, I'M NOT A NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER PULITZER PRICE FAMOUS POET, NOT EVERY LINE IS GOING TO BE SOLID GOLD)

 We first have a spider clock, OMG,

 It actually works for your time zone you see.

THAT'S SO COOL, THE ANIMATION IS NICE.

I EVEN SORT OF AGREE WITH THE PRICE.

 We also have a clothing item, the Werewolf Mask.

 Now you can scare people as you go to them and ask!

And that's all AJ had today for us, oh well.

I guess two items is sort of well.

So there's the new items, I guess that makes sense

That AJ would sell them on this day of suspense.

OH NO THERE ARE A LOT OF ITEMS BEING CLEARED.

Because it's the last day of the month. (THAT'S SO WEIRD)

This month went by so fast, OMG.

So here are the items that AJ's setting free.

It's Night of the Phantoms / halloween, I guess.

I hope you can trick or treat without stress.

Good luck on getting candy and while you treat

Look both ways before crossing the street. ^-^

I randomly saw this in AJ, I don't know.

But yeah, that's my post, now I have to go.

Happy halloween to all, and thank you

to all reading my blog or commenting too!

Have a spooky-delicious-awesome-scary-fun-safe-happy day and jam on!

P. S. HEHEHEHEHE.

P. P. S. HEHEHEHEHEHEHE.

Spider Mask!

Good morning Jammers! Happy day before Halloween! Halloween eve!

Today we have the Spider Mask!

Cheap, fun, nice... Thumbs up from me!

We also have the Haunted Tavie Portrait.

 Tavie, what are you doing to that boat? OH. I MISSED THE GREELY PORTRAIT YESTERDAY.

My bad. LOL.

 But hey, now we have the whole set!

Outback Imports looks pretty cool.

Andddd... That's all I have for today.

Lol. Tune in tomorrow for a spooky Halloween post.

Have a spider-spooky day and jam on!

P. S. Nothing's leaving today, but tomorrow? November's almost here, so we have a lot of items leaving tomorrow!

Spider Trampoline and Rare Flaming Jack 'O Lantern Mask

Good morning and happy Monday!

The RIM has been coming late, but we can look at the new item!

We have the Spider Trampoline! Super fun! I wonder if you actually bounce on it...

OH! OH! THE RIM IS ACTUALLY HERE!

Eek... I don't think these colors are very good. I WANT IT ANYWAY.

 THANKS!!!

Well, this guy paid 1,000 gems for an RIM while I got a free cheap RIM from the daily spin. But okay.

HM.

I saw this fox yesterday...

What a fabulous outfit! What do they have to say?

They said DO DO DO and I LIKE FRENCH FRIES twice.

Isn't that fun? Reminds me of the good ol' times on AJ where people just kind of messed around...

I remember way back in the day there was a guy just sitting in the April Fools party... It was a brown panda with a green cheese hat dancing, just saying, "DERP". That's so silly.

Wow... Just... Like, I remember back in the day where RIMs were cool...

Like, look at this guy... Idk, I remember back in the day there were a lot of people with trade lists like this. There still kind of are, I guess.

I guess that's the content for today.

Lol.

Have a cookie-and-watermelon-day and jam on!

Raging Over My Blog Header

Hey there Jammers! Happy Sunday! Halloween's coming up! NIGHT OF THE PHANTOMS, I've never been on AJ on Night of the Phantoms yet! So yeah.

New item!

We have the Witch Mask! Nice! An affordable costume! This is a classic item and it's great to see it return just in time for Halloween!

We also have the Haunted Cosmo Portrait in Outback Imports.

EEK IT'S EYES MOVED THAT'S SO CREEPY.

So. The Clearance Page has been updated.

That means this thing is leaving today!

BUT.

While I was doing that I realized that the Triple Innertube is leaving.

THE FIDGET SPINNER ITEM IS LEAVING?!

So I bought a bunch.

IMAGINE YOU SEE THIS IN JAMAA.

I think we can get a lot of rares from these items. WHY WOULDN'T YOU TRADE AN RIM FOR A FIDGET SPINNER I MEAN COME ON?!

Get rich quick and easy!

So.

As you might've noticed, the blog looks a little different.

THIS HEADER THING TOOK FOREVER OMG. You have to get the photo a certain size or Blogger just makes it cut short!

 NOOO. *resizes*

 ACKKKK. *resizes*

 AJ WHY YOU DO THIS?! I mean BLOGGER. BLOGGER WHY YOU DO THIS?!

*resizes*

SO CLOSEEEEE...

UGHHHHHH COME ON COME ON!!!

*resizes*

 YESSSS I GOT IT!!! YES YES YES!!!

Wait!

 NOOOOOOOO.

RAGEEEEEEE.

AGHHHHHHHHHHHH...

*resizes*

There we go.

Lol, so now, doesn't the blog look festive?

I'll have to take this down in a few days though, but... It looks nice.
I CAN'T WAIT TO PUT SNOW ON THIS BLOG!!! My rule is, when it snows where I live, I will put it on here.
Have a Halloween-ish day and jam on!

P. S. I feel like we need a P. S., sorry, carry on with life!

Bat Items

Hello to all Jammers! How's it going? Happy Saturdayyy! We have some new items! And that's all the content I have for today though, sorry, lol.

Today we have the Bat Wall Art!

 Nonmember. Cool. Probably goes well with those pumpkin wall stickers we had a while back.

It's cool to see a price ending in 75, too. Neat.

 We also have the Bat Mask, with only one variant. Interesting. Cool price and item, great for a costume.

 Lastly, in Outback Imports, we have the amazing Haunted Graham Portrait.

I expect we'll see Cosmo, Tavie, and Greely soon!

It's cool to see Graham all fancied up like that. So yeah.

Have a Graham-cracker like day and jam on!

P. S. This is leaving. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. So go buy it. Or else.

AJ's Lazy Update

Hey, if you missed yesterday's post, I had some great satire you should read. ANYWAY.

So. Um.

AJHQ, you're getting lazy.

Yes, we had the epic update with the autumn den, that was very nice, but this update...

AJJJJJ WHAT'S GOING ON?!

Sigh. Let's look at the Jamaa Journal.

 "Fite Me"

Wow AJ.

LOOK AT THIS UPDATE.

This is probably the LAZIEST update I've seen in AJ. AJ, I LOVE YOU.
But I'm calling you guys out on this.
This is the first update that I've seen where literally NOTHING came out of it.
Look at these pages, they're like:
"Decorate your den!"
"Play with your friends!"
THIS IS THE LAZIEST THROWAWAY JAMAA JOURNAL...
Yes, AJ had a good laugh having the phantoms take over the Jamaa Journal. And it is silly. But it's not an update. There is no update. It's just a random...
...
Sure, AJ has a new Jamaa Journal, but how could you call this a good update? Or an update at all? There is actually NOTHING NEW.

Oh wait! There's another slide!

Sigh.

Well.

At least AJ has money to do stuff like this, so AJ won't become Club Penguin for at least another month. :D

HM. I guess there are some new items.

The classic Candy Bowl... I like how it's nonmember, but AJ, PUTTING OUT RECURRING ITEMS IS NOT EFFORT NOR PART OF THE UPDATE.
Fantastic item though, as always.

UMMMM. Oh yeah...

I don't know why I just thought this was cute.
AND THEN THEY DECLINED MY TRADE!!! HISSSS!!!
Anyway, we also have the Pet Haunted House... Look at the price to see where it's from. 

 Again, look at the price to see where this is from...

 You know, there's a lot of stuff I really want to buy... I kind of want to get a membership again, lol.

 OH! OH. In the clothing shop, we also have one of my FAVORITE items. THIS LOOKS SICK. It's the Flaming Jack-O'-Lantern Mask! The colors are so cool, and it's only 600 gems. 10/10 item!

 Also, in Outback Imports we have the Haunted Liza Portrait. Interesting how Liza's looking in different directions in some- OH. IT'S ANIMATED. I got there. What a cool item. I don't think the color variants were necessary on this item, but cool.
And we also have items from this morning, the items before are from yesterday.

 We have the Epic Phantom Throne in Epic Wonders... Wow, this item looks super cool.

We also have another portrait... I'm running late today so I didn't do this one, you guys can see the frame variants above in the other portrait. 

And lastly, we have the crazy, hilarious, and epic, Mad Scientist Hair!
OH! AND I WON'T FORGET IT THIS TIME. WE HAVE THE NEW EPIC DEN.

 You can get radiation sickness with beach time fun! Swimming in green goop is 100% healthy.

 The games don't work...

 It's cool how AJ took an AJ item from almost every set, very diverse... I wonder if AJ follows their own den item limits when decorating.

 WOAH THAT'S COOL!!!

Also cool!

Okay, and there is an item in the upper left part...

The Haunted Phonograph! I WANT THIS. I might get membership. See how there's actually multiple variants? I want this, I wish it was nonmember... This is a collectible item!

So the items and den sort of salvaged the update. I will now call it an update at least.
AND THE UPDATE WAS REALLY BAD.
But I really like the new den, super cool, and I'm looking forward to Night of the Phantoms!
Have a phonographic day and jam on!

P. S. PHONOGRAPHIC'S A WORD?!
P. P. S. The Seal Claw is going to the depths of the ocean after today!