CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE

OMG it's Tuesday... Schools starts... DUN DUN DUN. Sighhhh... I guess I can reveal that I do go to school currently. Well, let's look at the new item... I guess... Ughhh... School... Friends... Who needs friends when you have AJ?

Woah. This item looks super cool! Lots of pixels! It looks kind of intricate, very nice!

Well.

It's time for a mission.

We are going to get the FIRST AJ BDAY CAKE!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHHA! And then once we have it we'll be cool. I WANT IT SO BAD LET'S DO THIS!!!

Okay. Let's go see if anyone has one.

Also, I will be attempting to trade with my only rare item, and my rarest item, glossy pink cupids! I am going to ask them to come to my den.

*fifteen minutes pass*

Yawnn... Is it really that uncommon?

Can I just point out that this cake is so uncommon? I feel like it should be rarer than a black long. But let's make it worth a black long AFTER I get it, lol.

OOOOHHHH THIS PERSON WENT TO MY DEN!!!

OH BABY WE'RE EATING GOOD TONIGHT GIMME DAT CAKE!!!

*gets declined*

WAIT.
*they leave*

Darn it. Let's try some more.

OOHHH! THIS PERSON HAS IT!

Wait what?

So basically, I said what they were worth and this person is giving me a shoutout for not lying about the worth of a cake.

Wow. A shoutout. WOW! superbunny5097 gave me a shoutout! I'm famous! AGAIN! AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! Okay. Sighhhhh...

Moving on. I want the 1st birthday cake...

Oh, this person says they have it...

Okay, you should check before telling me you have the cake...

THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT CAKE I WANT THE CAKE WITH THE 1 NOT THE 5...

Moving on...

Okay, so let's try a new thing, where we say the trade itself out-loud.

 Nuuuu... I want the RIGHT cake...

 HM? OH WHAT? WHAT?!? HEYYYYY!!! PLEASE DON'T BE A TROLL!!! PLEASE!!!

*clicks*

 EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

YES HOLYYYY OMG I WANT TO SCREAM AHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

The guy told me that he had three cakes so he might as well give me one.

I have no other rares now lol I'm so poor but at least I have cake.

Literally, all cakes are worth so much though...

Even the eighth birthday cake, right when the code expires it will be worth a few rims.

SAYYYY...

WHY THE HECK AM I NOT TRYING TO GET MORE OF THESE?

 Wow, two people showed up in like two seconds.

 Traded a rare clover balloon to each of them, and done!

So.

YO. I have three now.

And I know I could just make new accounts but eh.

Hey...

I am going to try and get as many birthday cakes as I can, I think they're a good investment...

Have a delicious day and jam on!

 

 P. S. OH WAIT THIS IS LEAVING!!!

Pixelated Rug

Good morning Jammers! Happy Labor Day! DUN DUN DUN!!! There's a new rug out with your name on it!

 See. I don't like this item. It's bland, and once someone made an inappropriate den with this item... I just... I mean, the price is okay and it's nonmember, but I'm not buying it...

 In other news, we have the Rare Superhero Mask...

Okay. For some reason AJ changed the regular Superhero Masks to "Hero Mask", (reading that AJ wikia on this item) so I guess this one didn't get the memo. But yeah.

Price. Ew. But this is super cool!

Here's my plan.

So a long time ago, I bought a bunch of these.

I should've bought more. But this is a recurring RIM, and so what I'm doing is...

I thought it would be hard, but people come REALLY QUICKLY.

 And yeah. I trade some RIMs.

 And now I have two.

But the thing is... These are never coming back. And they look cool. So I think it's worth it. IDK. I wonder if this is worth it. I kind of like the unobtainable RIMs to the point where I don't think I'll trade them.

Even if you trade boring RIMs, lots of people LOVE a free RIM.

 In other news, this person is invisible.

 This is funny.

 And this is annoying.

Okay.

Are pink glossies worth the 1st bday cake?

Have a non-pixelated day and jam on!

Pixelated Window

Good morning Jammas! Jammers! HUH. WOAH. DID YOU EVER SEE THESE SERVERS?

Kootenay? Pyrenees? WOAH. THAT'S COOL. I had never seen those before. Huh. Interesting. Anyway, new item!

HEYYYY nice price AJ! Eh. You can't open or close it. It's cool... I don't know how it will go with any other den items besides the pixel items... It might feel out of place. But, if you're going to have a series of den items, you have to have a window, right?

So.

On Thursday we got something that might be considered... Like... We got a somewhat lazy update. Which begs the question...

Would you rather have a weekly update that's not good or a quality two week update?

Would you rather have an update every week like the one we got this Thursday, or a good, full, quality update every two weeks?

I would want weekly updates that are not good.

That's kind of weird, right? But this update, while it was lazy, we got a cake. We got a bit of stuff. And it's kind of fun when it's spread out like that. More things to post... And it keeps me interested. If we had an update every two weeks, then after each update I would feel somewhat bored... No new content for two weeks.

But if AJ can give us quality updates every week then we don't have to discuss this.

This is like that question: "Is it better to get a B in an honors class or an A in a regular class?"
And the answer is: "An A in an honors class." The end.

SCHOOL IS IN TWO DAYS OH MY GOLDFISH.

I don't know. WHAT A GREAT POST. UM.

Let's update the clearance page!

And yeah. That's the stuff that's being cleared. OH! HEY! This fishy tank floor thing is leaving today!

This is weird. The Diamond Shop has NOTHING LEAVING this week! That's really weird... HEY. I found new items while looking around in there though.

Sabertooth Mannequin, nice, nice... 

A toucan claw! Does that mean...? Does it? IT DOES!

LOOK AT THIS TOUCAN PLUSHIE!!! LOL!!! LOOK AT THAT FACE!!!

Have a toucan-y day and jam on!

New Stuff Cause It's September Yay Lol

Good morning Jammers! It is September now... HUH. I guess I should change the header of the blog. It's kind of grown on me though. Well, maybe I'll do it later. Anyway... That means we have new flowers in Treetop Gardens, a new cloud in the Diamond Shop, and a new birthstone! YAY!

 Okay. Also, when I mean new, I mean recurring. (So does AJ, look at all these NEW stickers on the items we've already come to know)

 And, we have the lightning cloud... Cool, cool...

 And a Sapphire Birthstone.

We also have some Ballet Shoes!

WAIT WAIT! I JUST REMEMBERED! I FIGURED THIS OUT LONG AGO AND NEVER DID ANYTHING WITH IT!!!

 So you can click this...

AND LOOK! It's just like back in the day! So now I can make stuff like...

THIS! AHAHAHHAHA!

Also, in Epic Wonders we have some headphones.

Hm. Good price for Epic Wonders I guess.

SO! THE BIRTHDAY PARTY IS OUT! YAYYYY!!!

 YES! LET'S CHECK OUT ALL THE NEW STUFF!!!

And...

There's nothing new.

And nothing nonmember besides a bunch of balloons.

...

OMG LOOK AT PECK PECK IS SO CREEPY!!!

Okay, so I'm seeing a few Jammer Parties that are birthday themed... And I don't recall seeing these at all before, this is a limited edition thing, right?

 Or am I wrong?

Sigh... We had an update yesterday but it was so... Bland... Should we look at it again to see if we- WHAT'S THIS?!

AHAHAHAHA I KNEW AJ STILL HAD SOMETHING!!! YES! LET'S LOOK!

OH YEAH. September. New membership bundle... You know, those items look pretty dope.

So that's what new. I guess.

Hmm... So literally nothing new in the update yesterday. OH LASTLY! They did update the conservation museum. Maybe that's where all of AJ's energy went...

Hey, I'm not even going to show what they put, you can look if you want. But AJ has five different sections with around five photos with details each, AJ put some amount of effort into this. It's pretty cool and interesting, I recommend you check it out.

Have a shockingly electric day and jam on!

P. S. Ummm... Also, this dangerous item is leaving.

 Seriously AJ, a sea urchin lamp? THAT IS SO DANGEROUS I JUST... Lol.